Fun With Google Images Volume 2: Animal Edition

The premise is simple do a search on Google Images for a particular KW at random and browse through something that catches my eye and write down whatever funny comment I can think of within 20 seconds. Those are the rules. There are usually 2 captions per picture. You can add your own!

Original Caption: Happy Hump Day!
Caption 1: I'm bringing humpbacks back.
Caption 2: Your Caption:

Caption 1: Phone boning
Caption 2:
Your Caption:

Caption 1: Always use protection.
Caption 2: Turtle condoms, now available in algae flavor.
Your Caption:f


Caption 1: Two Finger Discount
Caption 2:
Your Caption:



Caption 1: Real dogs eat pussy!
Caption 2:
Your Caption: