Yet Another Pointless Site: How Many 5 Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

I was busy at work one day saving the planet from big evil corporations that siphon the world's resources on pointless products like a USB noodle strainer, when a colleague at work sent me a link to How Many 5 Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight? The URL was awesome so I had to click on it. I have often pondered this scenario in my head and according to my calculations I figure I could take out about 35 kids minimum. Check out my score below.

24

While you took this test over 1,000 children died of preventable diseases and or hunger. =)

LOLCAT Of The Week: THX 4 DA TIRDZ

LOLCATS are awesome and I can't get enough of them. Here is a totally brand new LOLCAT that I made, hopefully makes the rounds and spreads all over the internet. You can easily make your own by visiting the Cheezeburger Factory section of ICanHasCheezeburger.

Da Winner

When someone dicks you over or brings more work your way you can say hey buddy, thanks for the turds, or just send this pic to them. Thats how we do it. You'll be surprised how much you need to say it. No rly!

1st Runner Up

This is funny, but I can't take credit for this one. I think we all can relate to this on some level. I'm seriously considering getting cats just to take good pictures of them to make lolcats of them. I wonder how cooperative they would be. Nothing a little maryjane couldn't fix.

LOLCAT Of The Week: INVISIBLE VIBRATOR!

LOLCATS are awesome and I can't get enough of them. Here is a totally brand new LOLCAT that I put together but can't take credit for since the image and caption were provided by Yasemin who appreciates the lolcats almost as much as I do. Hopefully this makes the rounds and spreads all over the internet. You can easily make your own by visiting the Cheezeburger Factory section of ICanHasCheezeburger.



The picture is an ad for catfood found in a US weekly magazine.

I CAN HAS PAGE 1 ON DIGG. The LOLCATS Are Officially Taking Over The Internet

Their presence can no longer be ignored. The LOLCATS have invaded the internet and probably your office if it's anything like mine. Just what are these LOLCATS aka ICAN... It's a compound of LOL (laughing out loud) and cats (yea the animals). It is basically an image macro featuring cats. An image macro is an image with text superimposed on it. For some reason these are incredibly amusing, funny, and addictive like fake tans are to guidos.

Some common conventions used are sans serif font, all caps, silly spellings of words (HAI for hi, Bai for bye), exclamations, and many captions start with "IM IN UR VERB, VERBING YOUR NOUN." The caption is basically a speech balloon or thought bubble of the cat in the image or a description of the image. It often reads like baby talk specially since a lot of the cats in the images are kittens. Here is a brilliant LOLCAT example. You can find lots of these on the popular ICANHASCHEEZEBURGER.com and image sharing sites like Flickr and Photobucket.

LOLCATS are an evolution of the O RLY image macros that feature owls. Another similar image macro that can be found often labled as LOLCAT are pictures of walruses with captions about buckets (spelled buckit). There really is no limit to what animal pictures you can use and you need not pigeonhole yourselves to adding text to animal pictures. Here is a great example of an LOLCAT inspired image macro. It doesn't stop there either. It has spawned LOLDOGS, LOLBOTS, and even a new coding language often called LOLcode.

Fun With Google Images: Pwned Animals Edition 1

Yet another awesome set of images showing all sorts of people and wildlife getting PWNED. Special shout out to my international readers out there, from the people in Turkey, Iceland, Russia, and of course my polar bears in Antarctica.

Caption 1:
Caption 2:

Caption 1: Gotta love duct tape.
Caption 2:

Caption 1: I'll take things that are PWNED for $800
Caption 2:


Caption 1: PWNED!!!
Caption 2: Ah, the power of cheese.



Caption 1: PWNED!!!
Caption 2:Say my name bitch!

Fun With Google Images Volume 2: Animal Edition

The premise is simple do a search on Google Images for a particular KW at random and browse through something that catches my eye and write down whatever funny comment I can think of within 20 seconds. Those are the rules. There are usually 2 captions per picture. You can add your own!

Original Caption: Happy Hump Day!
Caption 1: I'm bringing humpbacks back.
Caption 2: Your Caption:

Caption 1: Phone boning
Caption 2:
Your Caption:

Caption 1: Always use protection.
Caption 2: Turtle condoms, now available in algae flavor.
Your Caption:f


Caption 1: Two Finger Discount
Caption 2:
Your Caption:



Caption 1: Real dogs eat pussy!
Caption 2:
Your Caption:

Fun With Google Images

I've been having some trouble coming up with stuff to write about so I'm giving myself some structure. This will be an ongoing segment called "Fun With Google Images" (if in your mind you just said that the W should be w you are an uptight asshole). The premise is simple do a search on Google Images for a particular KW at random and browse through something that catches your eye and whatever write down whatever funny comment I can think of within 20 seconds. Those are the rules. 2 captions per picture. You can add your own!



Caption 1: "Baaaaah!" translation, "was it good for you?"

Caption 2: Moments after this baby goat forever redefines the word GOAT to this exhausted post coitus sleepy young lad. He will forever know him as Greatest Of All Time.


Caption 1: Turkish revenge

Caption 2:


Caption 1: Finally I know what I want for Christmas!

Caption 2:

Caption 1: Oh yea, she wants me.

Caption 2:


Caption 1: Oh dear!
Caption 2: "Bambi: the deleted scenes" - Jon Holato

Yea i'm kinda struggling so far. Add your captions people!